LUXFLATION!

✨ The Gilded Guestroom Gazette ✨

TRUE STORY — KEEP TONGUE IN CHEEK! 😏

€1,000 a night used to be scandal 😱.
Today? It’s pocket change for the minibar 🍾.

Capri €3,200 🌅. Santorini €3,973 🏛️. Antibes €9,950 🏖️ — and fully booked. 🚫🏨

Welcome to LUXFLATION 🎭: the theatre where guests complain 😤 but still book 📅, hoteliers lament 😩 but still profit 💰, and everyone pretends €5,000 for tired service is “luxury.” 🙄

👉 Is this audacity 💡 or parody 🤡?
👉 Progress 🚀 or velvet-gloved vulgarity 🧤?

Drop your verdict below — haute tantrums welcome 😅.